Saturday, 26 September 2009

Spook!

well, it's been a wee while since i've posted.
college is really good, startin to write scripts for our own radio shows on monday :) should be rather ghiid :)
i've had a fun filled weekend, went up town on friday, hopin to get steamin and have a beast of a night. but naebody was up :( so stayed up for a wee while, then went back and stayed at kay's :)
we played deal or no deal (board game version) ;D
was pretty shiit :L
but it wasted 40 minutes or so.
saturday;
went up town about 4pm, got my wine and went up the spot. we got a taxi and got a wanker of a taxi driver, whom i ended up startin on when we got out the taxi :L
"wanker!"
"WHIIT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
"Called yi a WANKER!"
"fuck you ya prick!"
"MOAN THEN!!!!"
"Wtf does 'moan then' mean?"
"MOOAAANNN THEENNNNN!!!!"
"ahh fuck yeez!"
good times.
so, we got up the spot and started drinkin :)
got drunk and sang, as per.
then had a fun filled evening of threatening to bottle everycunt that went past for something which probably never happened. but no one knows for sure what's going on, so we've left it.
then i threw my bottle away that was a silly idea apparently :S when i was told to leave it :L
then i was told it was a silly idea cause i threw it, i was supposed to put it in thebin :L.
aw well xD
but aye, got in chris' car and gave kay a lift to her sisters.
me chris and terry went to asda for fags.
drove back to terry's and made pizza and garlic bread :P
was ghiid :)
then me and chris were being total music/insturment fanatics for a wee while :L
then chris and terry went 'to bed'. we all know what for ;D
chris was even nice enough to give me earphones in case i heard funny noises from the bedroom xD, thank god.
so, i sat on msn and spoke to kay for a few hours, then she went to bed :(
and here i am basically :)
i'm not going to sleep :)
i really don't want to :/ not in the mood for sleeping,
i have 3 fags to last me the rest of the night D:
but ah wellll...
so.
i plan to start a video blog :)
will start my first one on moday night/tuesday morning :)
so they will all be up rooughly between the hours of midnight and 4 am :)
depending on what time i can be arsed recording.
well that's all for now :)
catch yeezz :)
JumJom
x

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

SadButTrue.

Well this weekend was ghiid :)
went to get alex at lunch on friday at school so's we could go up towny and get him clothes for the pairty XD
so we went to topman and i got alex student discounts and he managed to hold of a scarf :L twas awesome.
so then we went back to the square and sat for a while. waitin for Facial, but she never showed up, so we got the bus back to alex's and i helped him tidy XD
"do yi want some grapes"
"ahahaa.. no thanks :L... wait... are those real?!"
ghiid times.
so i swept alll the grapes and leaves that had fallen in the garden house with a brush designed for midgets D: i hurted mine back :( but ah well.
then me and alex heard a car and we sprinted to see who it was (we done that plenty of times through the night) and there was no one there :( we felt like arses... but snowball randomly appeared out of no where. so we sat about for a wee while and waited for people to show up. they eventually did :L
once everyone showed up we got the drink oot ;D
everyone was havin a ghiid time XD
so many people fell cause of 'the wet decking' :L suuurrreeee.
once everyone was pretty tipsy we started piling in the hot tub. i wore snowballs swimmin shorts ;D :L. took me ages to tie them cause i was pretty wrecked xD
i eventually got in the hot tub.
canni mind what we were doing but the weirdest thing happened, something i really didn't expect by a long shot. i was sittin next to kay and something kind of clicked.
it was weird cause... i dunno just didn't expect it to happen, then i kinda just blurted out to her
'would you ever want to try things again' and she was all like'wha...what do yi mean?'
'i mean us...'
so aye, me and kay are now going back out :). bet yi didn't see that coming ;D
but aye anyways.
we played spin the bottle and snowball was gettin pulls from everywhere :O it was insane yet funny :L.
after a while of fun and games in the hottub we all came out. and kay had kept my jeans for me sp they didn't get nicked or that nothing stupid happened to them (ie tobasco sauce poured down them...AGAIN' so thank god that never happened XD
buuuttt...
i couldn't find kay, therefore couldn't find my clothes. and i was running about screamin for about 20 minutes shouting 'I CANNI FIND MY FUCKIN CLAES, IT'S FUCKIN FREEZIN AAHHHHHHH! :L'....:L it was epic... but cold D:
so i eventually got my jeans, fuck knows where anyone found them but they did, thank you whoever it was :L canni mind.
but kay came back after about 5 minutes and was like :O i'm sooo sorry i totally forgot :L aye cheers babe ;D x
but then we had the next task...
i tied the shorts too tight and it was like tied round my back and in a bitch of a knot and i couldn't it off, so i started screamin again :L it was actually fuckin agony, so after a few minutes people started nibblin at my ass ;D tryin to get hte knot out of course :L.
people were like are you okay...
i just replied with a very sly remark... sort of :L
"NO I'M NOT FUCKING OKAY, I HAVE A ROPE TIED ROUND ME AND SLICING MY BACK!" :L
yeah, i become very argumentative when drunk and in pain/cold :L XD
but aye, after i got free'd and got my clothes on, me and kay went back to hers :)
stayed up talking to her parents for a wee while then we went to bed :)
and i was sure we stayed up talking till like 4 am but apparently i passed out and woke up about then :L. but ah well ae.
so in the morning i had water and cocodomol. felt good after about 40 minutes :)
so we never done much on saturday morning, just stayed in... cause i was like total bleehhhh, and kept almost passing out lying on the couch aha, but i felt sick too D:
but we then had actual breakfast :L
then went to her sisters to get her nephew cause we were babysitting him :)
stayed there forr a wee while then trekked back to kay's gettin funny looks cause we had the wean :O judging cunts.
but aye, we sat up with him until he had his supper and fell asleep and what not, but we ended going to bed at like the back o' 10 :O shattered liiikkeess.
but aye.
in the morning we got and watched the wean got him breakfast and everything, then i got forced to eat :O
so i ate :(
we went to the bus stop to check the bus times cause we had to take the wean back to kay's sisters., but had missed the bus by like 3 miinutes D:
so we went back to the house and just got scot back out and let him play till some guy called Deek...(i think) came and got him and took him back to kay's sisters :)
but so we waited for a bit cause our bus wasn't for like half an hour.... then we missed that one aswell cause we forgot about it :L.
so we waited till the next one guess what... we got it, woooooooo.
so we went to kay's sisters not knowing where we were supposed to get off or that? :L
total asking the bus driver where the spar in camelon was... he didn't even ken :O
but i remember where it was like 2 minutes before we arrived at it :L
so we got the house awryt :L.
stayed for a wee while, long enough to ken the house was haunted :L.
and confusing with its crazy ass outdoor stair case.
then we went to mines :) cause i need clothes and shit :) and kay wanted to see my brother... awwwww.... :L
so we stayed at mines for a few hours and then went back to kays sisters :)
stayed up watching somethin about the 9/11 incident. twas rather upsetting... says kay 8-) :L
but aye, we went to bed after that and talked for ages :) it was niceXD
in the morning we went to see Final Destination 3D
twas laame, but was quite funny at some parts.
after the film, we went to back to mines so i could get my hair dyed aha :)
it's went a bit ginger D: but ah well... i still think it looks nice :)
but i think thats enough :)
it's pretty long :L



imagine trying to criticise :L!

Tuesday, 1 September 2009

TheDayThatNeverComes.

well i've decided it was a stupid idea tbh aha, i've been convinced for weeks now that i should just give up. But since when have I been the type to give up?
aha... retorical :L
but aye, so i'm back on the market :L
no point in giving up, it's just fucks up everything to be totally honest so aye :)
i'm back to my old self now ;D
xxx